I dunno if its just me but... - don't worry no cum or fluids on my face.

[GonzoStyle]

My super just showed up and installed a smoke detector.

Now we been in this building goin on 20 years now and we never once had a smoke detector until now.

The super installs it and then tells me I gotta sign a paper stating I had one installed and then informs me I gotta send the landlord a check for 20 bucks for the detector... whoa whoa whoa, what kinda shit is that? First off the moment you leave i'm takin the fuckin battery out, second I didnt ask for it and third you were required by law to install one.

Ofcourse my landlords a hassid, fuckin jew motherfucker.

fuckin smoke and carbon monoxide alarm, I coulda gotten on myself for 5 bucks.