I gotta know if i'm alone on this one..

[GonzoStyle]

Does anyone else wonder if you're dead relatives can see you when you're getting intimate with yourself?

YES!!!

I remember when my best friend died a couple years ago I was deeply depressed and kinda felt this eerie feeling he was with me. Then one night I was masturbating and got that eerie feeling again and felt like he was watching me, though I didn't stop cause I figured he's dead so what is he gonna do? Then I thought he was gonna go tell all my other dead relatives then they'd all watch and mock and laugh at my miniscule phallus, I didn't masturbate for about a month after that.