I gotta know if i'm alone on this one..

[GonzoStyle]

I've eaten an eclair out of a chicks ass, i've woken up in my car with a condom on and no recollection of what happened, i've fucked an amputee in the handicap stall, among many other things all of which I have discussed. I'm may be a deviant but I don't cum on my face for enjoyment, so I don't get why all of a sudden my past confessions are just somehow trumped by this unplanned and unwanted event.