will this lower my rep?

[GonzoStyle]

It's really bad outside here today, no one has cleaned anything off the sidewalks. It's slippery as fuck outside, I tried goin to the corner store to get some milk, tuna and cigarettes. I put on my cheap slip on shoes and every step I took I could feel my foot slipping. I know if I fall its allover for me, it'll be like roller skating episode of the honeymooners.

So I get to one corner but the store is on the other corner, I try to take a step but before me is just glistening ice and I get nervous.

So I just stand on the corner and to make it not look like I am scared, I light up a cigarette and pretend I am waiting for someone. So to keep up the lie that I was waiting for someone, I start looking at my watch but I didnt have a watch on. So I just look at my wrist quickly and then do the disgusted "where the fuck are they?" look.

I think people caught on and laughed at me, I just turned around and walked... well took small baby steps home.