Because alkey told me to..

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I am starting this thread.

I'm playing GTA last night and at about 3:30am my cell phone goes off and I go to pick it up and who does it says is calling? My pal Pat!!!

I was so excited, I picked up and he was ordering mcdonalds and let me listen in as he went through the drive-thru.

The I told him about the time I told my mother I wanted to fuck her and we loffed and loffed.

Then we discussed what new dvds we had purchased and then he said I wasn't giving him anything to work with and he'd call me back later and if he didn't that I was to start a thread and call him a lying scumbag.

so, alkey, you're a lying scumbag.... I kept on staring at that damn phone waiting and waiting, I kept on flipping it open to make sure it was on and checking is my ringer was on.... I even called my cell phone from my home phone to make sure it worked.... AND YOU NEVER CALLED!!!