Because alkey told me to..

[GonzoStyle]

And he didn't supersize it, he got 2 fajitas and 2 McChikens.

I was about to say Gonzo is making up this story until I saw this part.

That is indeed what I order on a drunken late night. Good thing I didn't hit the White Castle or you all would've been disgusted by me!

It was so sexy how you were complimenting the drive-thru worker on how smart she was. 2 and 2 is 4, you're so good!!!