do you fart around other co-workers?

[GonzoStyle]

I got busy at work but I want to report that I did indeed fart at work and it was a smashing success, everyone was like "no more lentil soup for the jew!!!" and good times were had. Then some lame-o new guy was like "your shoes must be too tight!!!" and then began to laugh at his own joke while everyone just stared at him and shook their heads, in my head I kept repeating to myself "stfu n00b!!!".