Where to masturbate. - SLEEPER IS RIGHT: YOU ARE ALL WRONG

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But you risk injury when masturbating in an upright position, what if its a really good jerk and your knees buckle? Then you fall and crack your head on the toilet or sink and are knocked out or even worse, dead. Then someone finds you cock in hand with cum dripping off the toilet... death will be a blessing cause you don't wanna have to live to explain that.... then again I cum on my "person" as galt described so I am gay and my opinion is null and void in american society.