Where to masturbate. - SLEEPER IS RIGHT: YOU ARE ALL WRONG

[drusilla]

Please, it's well known that the people who were the most repressed growing up and in the weirdest home life have the most fucked up fetishes.

The fact that Sleeper and I are so logical and sanitary is a testemant to the greatness of our parents. You all hate your parents. I bet we're the only ones who aren't children of divorce!

i don't hate my parents & they don't hate me either. we all get along. i think i am the only one of my friends who is like that.


i'm sorry that i get along with my father. i apologize for the fact that it has made me a well rounded person.