The Reality Thread

[GonzoStyle]

yes but seriously consider the beating part

You should seriously consider starting to beat her on a daily basis and none of the pussy smacking around shit, i'm talking about hit her like a fuckin man with a closed fist. No rules street fighting type shit, pretend it's the alley fight in "they live" and beat her with everything in your reach and then just go out and have a few beers to celebrate. When you return home be all like "WHAT!!!"

Seriously if you want I can come over one weekend and do it for you, like raging bull style and shit.