today they fucked me - it will be your turn tomorrow.

[GonzoStyle]

Remember that time when they had that dude on who was cheating on his woman and it turned out the bitch he was fucking was actually a man. Then the dude started beating on the dude who he thought was a chick and then steve ran in to break them up and Jerry was all like "you can't hit a woman!!!" and the dude was like "you can if she has a dick!!!" and then the crowd was all like "woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" and then they started chanting "JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!!!". I thought to myself... "wow, this belongs on broadway!!!". Then this guy with a funny mustache ran up to me and said "BRILLIANT" and offered me a Guiness... thems were some good times.