this one time in college

[GonzoStyle]

I was actually telling your story to my brother once and I got the weirdest look ever. It was hilarious.

I was at McFadden's on the east side one night. It was packed as hell. I forget how the subject came up (not because there was a handicapped girl at the bar..I'm not that heartless), but there was something occuring that made me think of it for some reason.

As me and my brother were trying to jam ourselves through the crowd, I said to my brother (pretty loudly because they always blast the music there) "one of my buddies (yes, I called you my buddy!) once fucked a legless chick in the handicapped stall".

These two guys (it's always a sausagefest there, I've given up on that place) we were walking by looked at me with this look of shock. Not disgust like they were mad or offended or anything, just with look of shocked reverence. It was great.

As I read this I got one of those tightening warm feelings in my heart, it was either a sign of deep affection or my arteries hardening. Either way, I am proud.