True story

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Yeah, so anyway this guy opened up a strip club down the block from the office I am now working at in queens. This place used to be some fancy schmancy gay club but thankfully everyone kept their cocks in their pants for one night. Anyway my boss and this guy got all chatty and he invited all of us to the club prior to the opening, the girls were so fuckin skanky but my boss made me smoke weed and I got oral sex from a prostitute without a condom.... and my penis hasn't fallen off yet.... yeah so thats what has been keeping me busy lately...
































PS: Don't tell danked I smoked weed without him.