03-06-2002, 05:25 PM
Quote:HUGE MOTHER FUCKING CLOWN and she runs off scared out of her mind...
She runs for what seems like hours, until she comes upon a ghostly figure walking around with an empty jar that wreaks of old penis. She is too tired to run anymore, so she clears her throat to get the ghost's attention. The Ghost of Maynard slowly turns to her and says....
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.