Mad - And his crazy thoughts

[Mad]

Take off your socks (tube socks work best, just be sure to double them up for added strength) and place rock in it, knot the rock at the bottom, then add another knot at the top. It's now an improvised flail, aim for the temple and that bad guy will never get up again if you have enough power to shatter their skull.

Scissors can be used as a stabbing device, but travel scissors make great improvised bladed knuckles. A piece of paper to write down all this wonderful knowledge.