Did you ever...

[diceisgod]

...wake up in the middle of the night to piss and it's dark and your tired and groggy and you start pissing and you don't hear the water getting all stirred up and you know you're just fucking pissing all over the fucking place but you're like fuck it but you keep trying to hit the fucking right spot and instead of turning the lights on to see what you're doing you just keep going and then go back to bed and the next morning the bathroom smells like piss and there's yellow stains all over the toilet seat, the lip of the toilet, the floor, the trash can, the little toilet scrubby thing, and the side of the sink?