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The unwritten rules of riding the elevator
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GonzoStyle Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:I dont like this whole "let the ladies off first" bullshit either, I mean if its only a few people on the ride then fine but when its easier for me to get off first then I will. Why should I move over to the side to let YOU off, all the while forcing myself on the guy next to me and creating a weird situation.

Also, letting out a silent but killer gasser is always fucking funny.
agreed.

also I hate the asshole neighbors who I know and they know, they get off before me but they won't move to let me get in the back of the elevator and then create that whole weird thing where you don't know to move left or right and then you decide to go left and asshole moves in the same direction and before you know it, they missed the stop and yell at you.
insert "gonzo fitting into the elevator with other people" joke here:



I would but I dont do that shit anymore
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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