The unwritten rules of riding the elevator

[crx girl]

I dont like this whole "let the ladies off first" bullshit either, I mean if its only a few people on the ride then fine but when its easier for me to get off first then I will. Why should I move over to the side to let YOU off, all the while forcing myself on the guy next to me and creating a weird situation.

Also, letting out a silent but killer gasser is always fucking funny.

i never really noticed that happening, that is kinda stupid.

and yeah, i like to do that too, but only as i'm about to get off...