My girlfriend in utah - ....took care o' bidness

[Bag of Shit Howie]

So, this is where the old board went!! Yeah, yeah, i know, it's been here a while but my child bride out in Utah was having second doubts so i had to go out there and deal with the situation.....things are more gooder now, this time i won't leave her on the side of the road in a pile of burning tampons and AIDS infected rubbers like my last girlfriend in California.

(.....takes break to wipe "Abduction Sex" off Hammer)

So, what have I missed??