Sawks fans try to break bambino curse - How about digging up the babe instead?

[Galt]

It is the ***OFFICIAL*** position of ESPN, that there is no curse. Read for yourself, here

You're damn right they are looking for some publicity.

And I think its actually the ***OFFICIAL FROY ENDORSED BOARD SANCTIONED*** position of Bill Simmons, not neccessarily that of ESPN.

Bill Simmons IS ESPN. Do you hear me boy? Fuck Gammons. Fuck Stark. The only thing that matters on ESPN is Bill Simmons.

You will read that article, including the witty "ramblings" at the end, and you will like it.

You will follow up that reading with your thrice-weekly readings of his award-winning column.

You will acknowledge that everything he says and does is funny and smart.

That is all.