How did i get this sore?? - Growths

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Your lucky its on your sack bro. The thing I got from grumps mom blocked my entire pisshole. I think it even had its own heart to pump blood into it. It just sat there pulsating. I could swear that even when i tried to piss and couldnt i could hear it chuckle at me. I just laid my donkey on a tree stump and hacked off the growth with the rusty edge of a spade shovel.