I am amazed this has not been posted yet.

[Sir O]

I'd be shocked if Kobe really did assault her or whatever. He can get any piece of pussy he wants in the world, why would he risk ruining his career and spending years in jail for this one girl? He's too smart for that.

Of course, stranger things have happened. I just think she's a golddigging slut, and will continue to think that until proven wrong.