So it begins with the yankee rebuilding

[Faceman]

This little boy is in family court because of a custody battle involving his mother and his father. While on the stand the little boy states that both his father and mother hit him repeatedly at some point in his life. After a while the judge looks at the kid and says, "Billy who would you like to live with, your mommy or your daddy" Billy replies "Neither, I want to go live with the Mets. They don't hit a fucking thing"