What to wear to the next pool party? - Always dress to impress the ladies...

[GonzoStyle]

All that is well and good but when Kingpin and Onehung show up into the pool and their marinating cum shooters hit the water not even cholorine will kill what they have. If the CDC can't even identify what these fuckers carry, then you know there is a problem. They'll turn the water into a mixture between the hudson river and maynards "happy hour jambalaya squirts" When his herpes acts up and leaks out chunks of spinal fluid and backed up cum crusts from getting railed in the ass by more cock than perdue, inc.

How is your suit gonna protect against that my friend?