10-22-2004, 02:31 AM
I have a theory that they discovered something so bad that they just benched him this year. Kind of like James Caan and Lattimer in The Program
Like he was on coke or heroin or horse tranquilizers. "Not on this team" they said. He said he was off it, but then they found out he was lying and so they came up with this bullshit "parasite" story so they could bench him for the year and not ruin his career and reputation.
World Series be damned. The New York Yankees don't stand for facial hair, let alone heavy drug use.
Like he was on coke or heroin or horse tranquilizers. "Not on this team" they said. He said he was off it, but then they found out he was lying and so they came up with this bullshit "parasite" story so they could bench him for the year and not ruin his career and reputation.
World Series be damned. The New York Yankees don't stand for facial hair, let alone heavy drug use.