If you could be a film character

[Arthur Dent]

Gotta agree with Bond on the girl factor alone.

But, if getting laid by the hottest women in the world isn't top priority, I'd have to pick being a captain in Starfleet. Not specificly Kirk or Picard (or even Archer), but just me in charge of a starship on missions like that. If there were an organization like starfleet now, I'd join.

Starfleet is:
1. Impartial military force that fights the bad guys and protects the innocent. Like if the UN had a powerful military that wasn't loyal to any specific nation.
2. Scientific Research. Just going around exploring new places and doing experiments with the top scientists anywhere.
3. Humanitarian Aide. Like the Coast Guard, Red Cross, and FEMA all rolled into one.
4. Setting up Colonies on distant worlds and shipping supplies and people.

And all in a really comfortable ship, with mixed crews, daycare, a nice bar on the ship, and holodecks that are way better than TV and movies.