06-14-2005, 01:57 AM
...is taking a shit. I maybe shit like every three days and it's like the size and shape of a baseball. (Before i was a heroin junkie, I used to shit like every other day, like clockwork).
It's gotta be as painful as childbirth. My eyes tear up, my ass bleeds, it's hurts like...like....like SHIT!! <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>(boom!)</span>. But anyway, I haven't taken a dump in like a week and I'm dreading it.
I suggest you all try this. It's a facsinating experience!
It's gotta be as painful as childbirth. My eyes tear up, my ass bleeds, it's hurts like...like....like SHIT!! <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>(boom!)</span>. But anyway, I haven't taken a dump in like a week and I'm dreading it.
I suggest you all try this. It's a facsinating experience!
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