Who would you meet?

[Maynard]

Have you ever heard Ray speak though? He sounds like an idiot.

Most rock stars are, that's why they're musicians rather than profesors.

Dead: Kurt Cobain, so I could punch him in the face for being such a fucking coward.

Alive: Henry Rollins, because everytime he opens his mouth something intruiging comes out.

damn Brownstone. Rollins is an excellent choice.