04-01-2002, 05:35 PM
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My Girlfriend's Shower Sucks
The temperture changes
It chills me to the bone
It makes me wish that I
Was cleaning myself at home
It makes me Grumpy
Sometimes I lose hope
The water's hard
So I can never rinse the soap
And it's got no pressure
The water dribbles down on me
And it's got no pressure
It's like the shower's going pee
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My Girlfriend's Shower Sucks
The temperture changes
It chills me to the bone
It makes me wish that I
Was cleaning myself at home
It makes me Grumpy
Sometimes I lose hope
The water's hard
So I can never rinse the soap
And it's got no pressure
The water dribbles down on me
And it's got no pressure
It's like the shower's going pee
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.