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My name is Earl
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So about a month ago, my brother and I went to a bar; we ordered a round of drinks and he gave the bartender a $50. She gave us the drinks and about $85 in change; my brother was faced with the decision of keeping the money or being honest. He asked what he should do; and I said keep the money.

Three days later, his new rental property in Charlotte was broken into and robbed (during construction) and it cost him about $1,500.

Ohhhhh, Karma.

Tonight, we went to a bar, ordered a round of drinks; I was light on cash, so I gave them my credit card and asked them to close the tab. The bill was only $22, and they said the minimum was $30; so I just told them keep it open and we'll get another round.

We decided we wanted to leave, so I ordered one last drink and asked them to close the tab. The bill came and it was only $22. I thought for a bit, and honestly told the guy that he hadn't charged me for the last drink. He thanked me and told me to forget about it; so I gave him a big tip.

I walked back to the table we had been sitting, and my friends had already left. I looke down and there was a big Victoria's Secret bag there. We were in a room for over an hour and we were the only people in the room, so I have no idea how this giant bag would have been at my feet and I not noticed it. So I grabbed it and walked out. I didn't even know what was in it.

We walked across the street to some hookah bar, and had the unvailing of the bag (just edible bra and panties; nothing special). For an hour, we were the only people at the hookah bar, and when we got up to leave, I kicked something with my feet. Again, I had been sitting there for over an hour, and I have no idea how I could have missed this; but I did.

Sitting at my feet, was a fanny pack with a video iPod.

So, just for being honest to the bartender, I was given a video ipod and two forms of edible panties.

Karma rules.
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