i bought a gun

[diceisgod]

Glock Model 19 9mm and it is totally BILLY BADASS! I've shot a couple of rifles and shotguns in the past but it was really rare when I've had the opportunity - maybe 3-4 times over the past 15-20 years. But I never shot a handgun or ever owned any gun. I never really wanted one and i'm not some kind of paranoid lunatic like mad but I was bored and thought it would be a cool thing to do. And it was.

The guy who sold it to me was pretty cool (ex-cop and a pretty reputable instructor and shooter) and gave me a nice 20-30 minute crash course/overview on it and gun safety in general. It was a little strange the one time when he was helping me on the shooting range he was like "yeah just press the trigger real slow like your rubbing a nipple just before your going to get laid." But aside from that blip on the kookmeter it was a cool experience. He spent a lot of time with me to make sure that I was absolutely sure that I wanted to buy it. He was such a swell fella I even joined his firing range for a year. So I wound up blasting off about a half a box of ammo and it was ridiculous. A freakin 6 year old could use this thing. It's a goddamn hand cannon, riduclously loud and would probably rip someone's guts out. Unreal.

I wonder what I'll buy or do the next time i take off work becasue of my piece of shit car. I'm thinking pony.