Celebrity Fit Club

[Ken'sPen]

Keyser's accusations that I am a fat dickless wonder, really really hurt.

and while I cannot help the underendowment that I was born with, I can work on my weight....

I am not pledging to aggressively diet and get down to my ideal weight....
once I find out what that is.....

I need a trainer,
a psychologist,
and a cheer squad....

applications are being accepted.