they're not even trying anymore

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Dear,

I am James Roberts,an attorney to Mr Grant Woods,a wealthy
businessman who died with his farmily(wife and two of his kids) in a
ghastly motor accident here in the UK 3years ago.

When he was writing
his will, he disclosed to me about a fixed deposit of GP5.2Million with
a bank here in Uk,with orders on how it should be shared between his
wife and kids.

I am now seeking your permission to stand as next of
kin to this man Since it is the Law in Great Britain that at the
expiration of Six years, the funds will be marked unclaimable and
reverted to the ownership of the British Government account because all
efforts made by the bank to get any of his relatives to come and claim
this money proofed abortive.

If you are interested please reply me so
that I will educate you on how I have planned to execute this
transaction and also discuss on how we are going to share the funds.

Best Wishes
James Roberts

It's not even like a cool prince or royalty, just some lame lawyer.

plus hes been dead 3 years, so the alleged 6 year wait is only halfway done, not even trying, just lazy son.