10-27-2006, 05:21 PM
Helpful hint for those who feel like it may be a good idea to piss in bottle/cups/cans in moving vehicles:
Best possible scenario is to have a paper cup with a plastic lid on top. Just bust through the plastic lid with the head of your crank, it won't do any damage at all, and then you've got yourself a piss-proof seal. Just piss away to your heart's content, your upholstery is perfectly safe.
I have also pulled onto the side of the Palisades Parkway in the middle of a driving rainstorm to take an emergency shit. After shitting, I protected my driver's side seat with a hefty bag that I luckily had in the trunk of my car.
Best possible scenario is to have a paper cup with a plastic lid on top. Just bust through the plastic lid with the head of your crank, it won't do any damage at all, and then you've got yourself a piss-proof seal. Just piss away to your heart's content, your upholstery is perfectly safe.
I have also pulled onto the side of the Palisades Parkway in the middle of a driving rainstorm to take an emergency shit. After shitting, I protected my driver's side seat with a hefty bag that I luckily had in the trunk of my car.