The Next Best Thing Experience

[Goatweed]

I dont ever piss in a sitting position.

If you're in a moving vehicle, your choices are limited. Unless you're a dwarf, like Hoon.

noted and agreed, but I submit to you that Ive never been stuck in my car & at the same time had to piss or pissed. I'll just pull off to the shoulder & let loose.

This doesn't work if you're in a crowded parking lot. Like say you're leaving a sporting event or a concert or a movie, and you have to piss, and there is nowhere to seek cover. Or if you're in a hurry and don't feel like stopping.

but Im in a car, right?