11-07-2006, 01:32 AM
so here's the thing.
Had he stormed the beach AFTER he put her in the wedding sack, then it would have been in the news story. Obviously either the AP or whoever, somebody, would have talked to Pam's people to get the story, or the bodyguards or something. And they would have said "yeah, he also did this a couple weeks ago at a book signing".
Had he stormed the beach BEFORE he put her in the wedding sack, then she obviously would have recognized him, which makes the entire scene a fraud.
Either way, at least one of the two events wouldn't have been a surprise, because he would have said that he was a comedian working on a show. Or else he'd be in jail or beaten to death.
Had he stormed the beach AFTER he put her in the wedding sack, then it would have been in the news story. Obviously either the AP or whoever, somebody, would have talked to Pam's people to get the story, or the bodyguards or something. And they would have said "yeah, he also did this a couple weeks ago at a book signing".
Had he stormed the beach BEFORE he put her in the wedding sack, then she obviously would have recognized him, which makes the entire scene a fraud.
Either way, at least one of the two events wouldn't have been a surprise, because he would have said that he was a comedian working on a show. Or else he'd be in jail or beaten to death.