HHH and Stephanie engaged - a midcarders worst nightmare????

[Sir O]

I hope this leads to HHH holding every title...Hell, give him the Cruiser and Womens title, the tag titles, both world championship titles, the million dollar belt, the FTW title...all of them. 30 minute promos to open the shows every week, main event wins every week...just have a HHH run-in in every match on every show. Why not? He's earned it. Maybe he could change his name to "King Phallus" in homage to the dick that fucks the boss' daughter. He could go on the air, drop his drawers in the middle of the ring and take a huge shit...literally, he's already doing it figuratively...and if the ratings are bad, blame Jericho. He can't work, you know...none of them can...and the business is cyclical, it just happens to be down at the moment.

This engagement is the greatest thing to happen to wrestling ever. At least, it will be...