Excalibur & Pussyface Perceval

[diceisgod]

I watch this movie and I can't helped but be sickened by this procrastinating Percerval faggot. He's asked to find the Grail, it takes him TWO tries to get it. He's asked to throw the sword into a pool, it takes him TWO tries to do what the fuck he's commanded. And at the end, he's the only one that's left alive - in short, a snivelling cunt reaps the benefits of all that trouble they went through. He gets to live and frolick through the fucking tulips. That's total crap but at least now I know where the saying "Make a Number 2" originated.