Things I hate about public bathrooms

[drusilla]

1. using a stall right after someone else, I don't want to be in there while their air is still lingering

some women have really nasty smelling cooches & it freaks me out when i walk into a stall after someone & i can still smell them. i have to hold my breath while i pee. i hate that

8. those crinkly noisey seat covers, who is the dirty fuck sitting there that you can't touch the seat

my bare ass will never touch a public toilet seat with a liner. i won't even let my jeans touch one. i don't even touch door knobs.