It's all about the questions isn't is?

[GonzoStyle]

I recently bought a vey cute teddy bear and have a strange urge to fuck it, the problem is that it is rather small. Would it hold my cock if i rip a hole in it?

If the hole is too small for my big red rocket, I'll try my luck with the eye socket. That or go for the old brown eye and tear it a 'new' asshole, but why are you fuckin it when you have a dog?