01-25-2002, 12:58 AM
Quote:My worst vice would have to be infidelity. I cheated on one girlfriend with an ex-girlfriend for a good three months until I decided to dump both, and I hooked up with two girls while with another girlfriend. Not stuff that I'm too proud of.
Dude, you are my idol now. No, really.
Confess? Wouldn't that mean you were somewhat ashamed of your deeds? Shit, I am proud of my major fuck ups. They made me the distinguished gentleman I am today.
graffiti? Check
stealing from a store? Check
Putting a garbage can through some shitheads parked car? Check
hitting a teacher and getting expelled from HS because he called you a scumbag? Check
Having a girl dump you so you can get her best friend to feel soory for you then bagging her as well? Check
Bar fights that you couldn't possibly win but started just out of sheer boredom? Check
Kicking the shit out of some asswipe because they just looked at you the wrong way? Check
Making a pussy who called you out in a chat room cry like a whiney cunt in person? Check
Making the most ruthless bags of shit, piss and other excreetments to throw at people on halloween? Check
Spitting in a girls face because you turned her down and she decided to tell your friends it was because you were gay? Check
Kicking the ever loving shit out of the one ass fucker who defended her and waited till the smoke cleared to get him with a running kick to the grill with size 13 steel toed MC boots? Check
damn, I need to do another post later, too much shit to list at this point.
My god, no wonder this site is named the way it is! :burnfucker: