Ninjas vs. s.e.a.l.s - Not even close

[Sephiroth]

I'm sorry, after all the movie ninja talk, I just can't get the mental picture out of my head of Steven Segal getting his butt whooped by Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donaltello, and Raphael

The 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' were not true ninjas. They were a Anti-Ninja propoganda campaign created to maliciously slander the good name of Ninjas everywhere.