Valentines day is for dummys!

[IkeaBoy]

women like the holiday because they like to be pampered and get things and hallmark/corporations makes it seem that there is only one time to do it, Valentine's Day because (let's face it) there aren't any major buying holidays in the next couple of months (Passover cards only sell to DNKM) so they must create this holiday to up their money by guilting the men into buying things for their significant others. And if you're single it just serves to further indicate that you're useless.