02-17-2002, 01:36 AM
Birds are the worst pet that any human can possibly own.
Dogs are loud, smelly, and dirty, but they are fun to hang out with and they make chicks wet.
Cats are boring and moody, but they are clean and gay men need pets too.
Snakes are totally sweet, but they could kill you if you aren't looking.
Fish are boring, but quiet, and don't take much upkeep
Birds are loud as hell, you can't reason with them, and they peck holes in stuff. They are Satan's spawn and should all be killed.
Pets, in general have no rights, and anything a human wants to do with or to any animal is OK by me (which includes raping dophins). Birds, especially serve no purpose in life and should all be extinguished.
If you want the bird offed but are too queasy to do it, I'd love the opportunity to kill yet another animal for pleasure.
Dogs are loud, smelly, and dirty, but they are fun to hang out with and they make chicks wet.
Cats are boring and moody, but they are clean and gay men need pets too.
Snakes are totally sweet, but they could kill you if you aren't looking.
Fish are boring, but quiet, and don't take much upkeep
Birds are loud as hell, you can't reason with them, and they peck holes in stuff. They are Satan's spawn and should all be killed.
Pets, in general have no rights, and anything a human wants to do with or to any animal is OK by me (which includes raping dophins). Birds, especially serve no purpose in life and should all be extinguished.
If you want the bird offed but are too queasy to do it, I'd love the opportunity to kill yet another animal for pleasure.