My parents are away and left me with here with my brother and a bird who hates us both. He's been running around the house all day (he can get out of his cage on his own), putting holes in things, and he most recently climbed on top of my head and started pecking at me....if I ooops step on him..will I go to hell?
I wouldn't worry, you're going to hell anyway.
Why don't you kill the bird then stuff your brother in the birds cage.
Quote:and he most recently climbed on top of my head and started pecking at me
Was that the bird or the brother?
PatCooper Wrote:Was that the bird or the brother?
The bird....
Owww.....
Your bird will probably be re-incarnated as the next Hitler, and try to kill all the jews all over again. So leave him the fuck alone!
Sephiroth Wrote:Your bird will probably be re-incarnated as the next Hitler, and try to kill all the jews all over again. So leave him the fuck alone!
I thought Mamay implied that Froy was the next Hitler?
whoops my bad, I didn't mean to go over the limit in this thread. I can't help it, i am a rebel!
Kill the fuckin bird already and begone with it. They are nothing more than dissease vesels anyways! :bouncer:
to kill the bird would be wrong, but you cant help it if you "forget" to close his cage, which you just happened to move right next to an open window
Sean Cold Wrote:I thought Mamay implied that Froy was the next Hitler?
whoops my bad, I didn't mean to go over the limit in this thread. I can't help it, i am a rebel!
You better be careful, or someone might drop the hamburge...... Gauntlet. Somebody might drop the Gauntlet on you.
bling bling took my reply. but if the window was accidentally closed after he flew out he might fly right into it and then he died of natural causes...
is said bird "accidently" flew into a fan, thats not murder per say.
Or, you can stop letting the fuckin bird run your life and just strangle the little bastard. Birds are not real pets anywho! :bouncer:
it's a stupid fucking bird, a bird isn't a real pet. like a cat and dog they can do things, a bird just flutters. stupid fucking bird.
No, don't kill the bird...just trade him in for a dog! :bouncer:
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Here's your damn dead bird for ya.
IkeaBoy Wrote:it's a stupid fucking bird, a bird isn't a real pet. like a cat and dog they can do things, a bird just flutters. stupid fucking bird.
Did a bird kill your family?
The Sleeper Wrote:Did a bird kill your family?
hmmmm...if i could blame the bird then--i might have something there
no, killing animals is wrong
Sean Cold Wrote:Birds are not real pets anywho!
This one costs more than most real pets though....they paid $600 for this freak of nature....he used to be cute, but now he's just evil incarnate..... :burnfucker:
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:This one costs more than most real pets though....they paid $600 for this freak of nature....he used to be cute, but now he's just evil incarnate..... :burnfucker:
Then kill your fucking parents. Anyone who spends $600 on a bird doesnt deserve to live.
Sephiroth Wrote:Sean Cold Wrote:I thought Mamay implied that Froy was the next Hitler?
whoops my bad, I didn't mean to go over the limit in this thread. I can't help it, i am a rebel!
You better be careful, or someone might drop the hamburge...... Gauntlet. Somebody might drop the Gauntlet on you.
If it drops, will you read the thread there and post to a board you left? Oh, oops, you already did that. Nice sticking to your guns.