Marriage. bah!

[Maynard]

Well sorry to hear that Maynard. That does blow.
I can honestly say best thing I ever did though.

One of my best friends was married. He suspected his wife of cheating on him. She denied it. He walked in on her with his best friend. You'd think that would royally fuck someone up. He got remarried 2 years later, and now has a 1 year old daughter and said that getting re-married was the best decision of his life.

It is great for some. Just not for me. ???