Danny glover is coming to my school.... - And i wish to fuck with him.

[Sephiroth]

Thats right folks, you heard me. THE Danny Glover. Start of such movies as the "Lethal Weapon" series and... well I can only think of Lethal Weapon right, now, but that isnt the point. The point is, rather than have a thought-provoking discussion with him, I wish to fuck with his head. He's coming to my school for the annual "Martin Luther King/Malcom X breakfast". I suppose they invited him because he happens to be black. I've discussed many options with my friends, such as : Come dressed in full Klan Garb, Hail a taxi for 45 minutes, then complain that the only reason I am not getting one is because I am white, or bring a copy of my Lethal Weapon DVD and scream "Whaddya mean Mel Gibson isnt coming!?!? Fuck man, I wanted HIS autograph. Who the hell are you again?". While these are all great ideas (Im leaning toward the Mel Gibson one myself), Im sure there are more things that can be done. Rest assured however, that pictures will be taken and posted here if we decide to go thru with it.

Brainstorm people. Now.