02-20-2002, 11:50 PM
Make up some signs to hold in the audience saying things like:
<center><font size = 5 color = red>I'M SORRY TO HEAR YOUR CAT DIED</font>
<font size = 5 color = blue>HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU CURED YOUR CLAP</font>
<font size = 5 color = purple>MURDOCK 3:16</font></center>
<center><font size = 5 color = red>I'M SORRY TO HEAR YOUR CAT DIED</font>
<font size = 5 color = blue>HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU CURED YOUR CLAP</font>
<font size = 5 color = purple>MURDOCK 3:16</font></center>
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<font color = maroon size = 1>
Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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<font color = maroon size = 1>
Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.