You know you have been with someone too long when - Relationship observations.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

also...
when you wipe your ass and your hand breaks through the paper and gets shit all over your fingers and under your nails you actually wash them off before leaving the bathroom. because you know the complaining about "your a disgusting fucking pig..[puking]....go wash your fucking hands...[puking more]......how disgusting....[dry heaving now] are you! " is coming and you already have a headache from work.