You know you have been with someone too long when - Relationship observations.

[Rape Fantasizer]

This is why I fucking hate 99.99% of girls, geez, where do you guys find them? I never understood why it should be the guy's responsibility to put the seat down, if it's up when I get there, it isn't that hard to put it down.
I's say the only thing I can think of from past relationships that showed we were together too long was that we didn't appreciate each other anymore, ok, lame, i know.